Monday, October 12, 2009

Mommy, he said diarrhea....

Today I was working on painting Thing One's room. I was up to my elbows in raspberry pink paint and listening to the only alt-rock station in this fine midwestern city. Apparently there's a new 'unplugged'-esque version of Breaking Benjamin's 'Diary of Jane' out, so here's a little kid convo PLUS the total difference between the genders, if you're wondering...

Kid: "Hmmm, there are violins in this song."
Me: "How do you know that?"
Kid: "Violins are cool."
Me: "You're pretty cool."

Other kid: "Mommy, he said diarrhea."
Me: "No, it's DIARY of JANE."
Kid: "No, it's diarrhea."

My daughter hears violins and my son hears poop. Yup, that about sums it up.

Comments, questions, song lyrics involving the deuce?